I wonder, is Blaire thinking “shouldn’t the tallest person lead?” or “shouldn’t the one who identifies with the male role lead?” (: (: (:
Meanwhile, when I read Riley’s internal monologue, all I can think about are those screenshots where someone posts “guys idk if this edible is gonna work I ate the whole thing and I feel normal” two hours before posting “has gneerfk fickle the holy num? loooooooord”. People who are good at alcohol please confirm if this is how it works or not.
EDIT: wait, how is she getting home?! Please tell me she’s not gonna drive like this no no no no no
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Peanut Butter
29 June 2025 12:13 PM
Riley, noo!! You’re gonna make an ass of yourself!
anonymoo
29 June 2025 1:52 PM
ruh roh raggy
Normal Person
29 June 2025 3:38 PM
Aaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh I know that Riley has lived a really stifled and sheltered (in the bad sense) life and I know that she’s currently going through a crisis of morality and is panicking and also doesn’t know how alcohol works, but holy shit girl. That was really really fucking dumb :’D
Celina
29 June 2025 4:40 PM
Awwww shit. She did drank so much… Aw shit. I can’t wait to see what truths are gonna come out of drunk Riley! 👏🏻🤞🏻💝
FREIGHT TRAIN INCOMING
29 June 2025 4:53 PM
“Maybe alcohol just doesn’t work for me?”
Last words said before a disaster!
Apples
29 June 2025 6:31 PM
All 4 of them?? Riley you should brace for impact you two are breaking up tonight
Also… Jaden!!!
Anita
29 June 2025 10:17 PM
Oh no, Riley baby. This is going to go so badly… Also: not Blaire trying to treat Jaden as a “man” or whatever.
Simp
30 June 2025 12:54 AM
Rip her liver and that ballroom floor when she ends up doing the Family Guy dead pose and pissing herself.
Charly
30 June 2025 3:26 AM
F-four glasses at once.. oh Riley honey you’re in for a rough night…
Crypty
30 June 2025 7:29 AM
Oh NO
but also poppy’s fuckin face is killing me 🤣🤣
Nonnie
30 June 2025 8:54 AM
Apostate Riley: is showtime.
Jaden's lover
30 June 2025 10:21 AM
Drunk Riley!🍴 Drunk Riley!🍴Drunk Riley!🍴
Didi
30 June 2025 11:06 AM
I like to think that, instead of gulping them down one by one, she took all four by the stems in one fist and slammed them back simultaneously.
Ms. Clicker
1 July 2025 6:16 AM
HAHAHAHA Riley is to alcohol what we are to edibles.
Nah, but this is actually so funny- I’ve seen a lot of Evangelists/JWs do the same thing and then act slizzard all night cause they downed that shit like soda.
Never serve fruity-fun drinks to your religious friends. Worst mistake of my life!
✂️🍆
1 July 2025 12:48 PM
Is it bad that I love how stubby Blaire’s legs look because of the overhead angle and her skirt? It looks cute on her.
nona
2 July 2025 9:35 AM
I just noticed that Blaire’s dress in the chapter thumbnails is blue, is that an easter egg or was it going to be blue originally and was changed last second?
I wonder, is Blaire thinking “shouldn’t the tallest person lead?” or “shouldn’t the one who identifies with the male role lead?” (: (: (:
Meanwhile, when I read Riley’s internal monologue, all I can think about are those screenshots where someone posts “guys idk if this edible is gonna work I ate the whole thing and I feel normal” two hours before posting “has gneerfk fickle the holy num? loooooooord”. People who are good at alcohol please confirm if this is how it works or not.
EDIT: wait, how is she getting home?! Please tell me she’s not gonna drive like this no no no no no
Riley, noo!! You’re gonna make an ass of yourself!
ruh roh raggy
Aaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh I know that Riley has lived a really stifled and sheltered (in the bad sense) life and I know that she’s currently going through a crisis of morality and is panicking and also doesn’t know how alcohol works, but holy shit girl. That was really really fucking dumb :’D
Awwww shit. She did drank so much… Aw shit. I can’t wait to see what truths are gonna come out of drunk Riley! 👏🏻🤞🏻💝
“Maybe alcohol just doesn’t work for me?”
Last words said before a disaster!
All 4 of them?? Riley you should brace for impact you two are breaking up tonight
Also… Jaden!!!
Oh no, Riley baby. This is going to go so badly… Also: not Blaire trying to treat Jaden as a “man” or whatever.
Rip her liver and that ballroom floor when she ends up doing the Family Guy dead pose and pissing herself.
F-four glasses at once.. oh Riley honey you’re in for a rough night…
Oh NO
but also poppy’s fuckin face is killing me 🤣🤣
Apostate Riley: is showtime.
Drunk Riley!🍴 Drunk Riley!🍴Drunk Riley!🍴
I like to think that, instead of gulping them down one by one, she took all four by the stems in one fist and slammed them back simultaneously.
HAHAHAHA Riley is to alcohol what we are to edibles.
Nah, but this is actually so funny- I’ve seen a lot of Evangelists/JWs do the same thing and then act slizzard all night cause they downed that shit like soda.
Never serve fruity-fun drinks to your religious friends. Worst mistake of my life!
Is it bad that I love how stubby Blaire’s legs look because of the overhead angle and her skirt? It looks cute on her.
I just noticed that Blaire’s dress in the chapter thumbnails is blue, is that an easter egg or was it going to be blue originally and was changed last second?
in vino veritas, Riley
Buckle up
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